The Paradox of Time

Anyone who's been pregnant before knows how ssssllloooooooowwwwlllyyyyy the time goes by. So tell me then, how are there only 20 days left before Christmas? Am I ready? Absolutely NOT! I haven't even figured what I'm getting anyone, so I haven't even begun to shop yet! I also have to get packing so that we can be out of our apartment by the 29th. How can time go by so slow, but sneak past so fast that I can't keep up with it? And while we're talking about paradoxes, can anyone tell me how a child the size of a loaf of bread can fit into something the size of a soccer ball? Last time I checked, it's not really possible, but that's what I found out today. Baby= 2 Lb. loaf of bread... Me= soccer ball. Think on that for a while.